Once again I’m linking up with Alyx for Sunday Confessions! This week I really only have one confession to make, and it’s that I am apparently a terrible, terrible person.
I have no idea what this was pulled from, because it’s floating all over the Internet and I can’t find a source. (If you know, let me know too so I can properly credit it.) Anyway, I am apparently a terrible person and headed to hell because I believe in tenets of Eastern religions like karma; practice yoga; am eco-friendly (we’ll call it “Earth Worship”–sounds catchier); like cyberpunk culture; meditate; am a vegetarian; enjoy postmodernist art; like The Lord of the Rings; watch vampire movies; play video games; read books from the D&D franchise; list to rock music and heavy metal; have seen the Twilight films; and like goth culture.
To be entirely clear I do not believe in dabbling around with things like Ouija boards, but that’s an entirely different spiel for a different day. I just think this list is hilarious in the scope of things it considers “doorways to demonic possession”. Now excuse me while I go eat a sinfully delicious salad and watch the LOTR box set extras for the umpteenth time.
What do you have to confess this Sunday?
18 Comments
Katrin
Oh no, I am guilty too. I guess I am damned now. We need to learn how to live our lives as terrible people.
Martha Woods
I’m going to start telling people I sold my soul for a soy burger. :D
Jasmine
I already knew I was a terrible person, this just confirms it! There are some interesting things on that list – like a pot party. I can honestly say I have never even thought of having or going to a pot party. Unless hosting a Pampered Chef party counts, then I’m hell bound. And fornication makes the list, I’m glad our ancestors went to hell so we could be here because that’s how the Shakers went out.
Martha Woods
This is kind of sad, but I think that out of most of the people I know in RL, I’m the only one who’s never been to that kind of gathering. To each their own though, I guess. I would consider the other kind of pot party though, especially if there was fondue involved :D
precious olubiyi
I confess that I haven’t been a good Christian haven’t been to church in what seems to be a month :( oops
Martha Woods
Aw, I think there’s a lot more to it that just being in church on a regular basis :)
Erin Celeste
Haha, that is both funny and really tragic….who sits around coming up with lists like this?
Martha Woods
Someone with a poor grasp of the world, I guess. I notice they didn’t include “eating shellfish” on the list, even though that’s forbidden in the Bible.
Courtney B
I always thought yoga was more spiritual… how funny that someone obviously believes it will lead you down the path to hell!
Martha Woods
I’ve also been in churches where it was frowned upon. I guess it just depends on what you’ve been told by someone in a position of power. :/
Addison Cain
Hey Martha! My confession is probably that I spend more money on makeup than on clothing. I wouldn’t have it any other way though! Also, I am hosting a giveaway on my blog! Check it out:)
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Martha Woods
Nothing wrong with that! :) I will go check out your blog too :)
Yun, The Polish Hideout
Hahaha! Harry Potter’s on there! And video games (I guess all of them, including Solitaire?). Oh dear! :P
~ Yun
Martha Woods
Yep, your solitaire habit is endangering your mortal soul! ;)
Vett Vandiver
lol very interesting!
Martha Woods
And weird, too!
Alyx
I thought yoga was a spiritual thing, too! So weird. Where in the world did you find this?
Martha Woods
Floating around through Facebook and Tumblr, but I have no idea what it originally came from! It bums me out that someone somewhere actually thinks going meatless and doing yoga is going to condemn your soul. So sad. :(