Ten on Tuesday: I can't even...

1. I just got back from my mini weekend road trip, and I can’t even pick my brain for anything coherent today. So here are a bunch of random “I can’t even” bullet points instead!

2. Have you guys seen those ads for Poo-Pourri? I can’t even…apparently this is a real product? How does that girl do the ads without turning beet red from suppressed laughter? Who actually came up with this?

3. And then there’s Ylvis. Spoiler alert: these guys make music videos that pretty much spoof everything we love to hate about music videos: the fake “deep” lyrics, the slow-mo shots, dance parties in odd places, scripted stories against the dramatic backdrop of the music. It’s comedy. But if you were foreign to earth and stumbled on this video, you would surely get back in your spaceship and exit ASAP. Who would want to risk catching whatever it is we’ve apparently got?

4. This is so me I can’t even…though to be fair, half the time I’m leaping over a cat and not from some sudden inner burst of delight.

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5. I can’t even. Oh my gosh. Dying.

(via Pinterest via icanhascheezburger.com)

6. I can’t even drink an opaque liquid now. Oh my gahd Tumblr WHY.

(via Pinterest via themetapicture.com)

7. Speaking of which…do you guys remember that news story about the family who all fell mysteriously ill, and then they found the giant ball of mold in the bottom of their orange juice carton? I know I just put you off orange juice forever. Me too.

8. I can’t even explain why, but I was doubled over laughing for five minutes straight when I saw this picture. Someone please tell me I’m not the only one.

(via Pinterest)

9. For some reason I recently remembered how badly I wanted to dye my hair pink or burgundy when I was younger. Now I can’t even explain why.

10. I can’t even wrap my mind around this. M.C. Escher. Wow. The amount of talent here is mind-blowing!

(via Pinterest)

16 Comments

Elle Sees

October 15, 2013 at 11:52 am Reply

st. elmo’s fire–bahahahahaha!

Martha Woods

October 16, 2013 at 7:49 am Reply

It’s just perfection :D

Amanda Rose

October 15, 2013 at 11:02 am Reply

I love that picture of the guy leaping at the door…you and I would both be tripping over our cat, though! haha

What is your tumblr account?

Martha Woods

October 16, 2013 at 7:48 am Reply

I haven’t set one up yet! But I will let you know when I do :D

Katrin

October 15, 2013 at 7:32 pm Reply

Aww, that cat! :) I am in love!
I had pink hair as a teenager and I loved it so much! I also had orange, purple, blue, green and dark red hair. I am sure I looked hilarious. Haha.

Martha Woods

October 16, 2013 at 7:53 am Reply

For some reason my new obsession is teal. I’ve seen a couple of people with the perfect shade of teal hair and it’s gorgeous–but there’s no way I could get away with it at work, LOL. I can Pin it, though! :D

Yun, The Polish Hideout

October 15, 2013 at 11:16 pm Reply

Oh my gosh, good thing I wasn’t eating while reading this, but I still feel sick after the spider and orange juice ones. Eek!

~ Yun

Martha Woods

October 16, 2013 at 7:53 am Reply

I’m trying to convince myself that someone stuck a rubber spider in their coffee for a Tumblr prank, because otherwise I just will not be able to go on.